• if cheney’s ticker would tick its last tock, we’d all be better off. #traitor #hypocrite #class-a-a-hole http://bit.ly/gVFub #


• “If you’re worried that lions are eating too many zebras, you don’t say to the lions, ‘You’re eating too many zebras.’” http://bit.ly/ugDPN #

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• never flush a tampoon. RIP FZ. http://twitpic.com/3ksmx #


• people are odd. that’s not intended to be profound insight, but rather confirmed observation. http://twitpic.com/3l099 #

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• GOP campaign strategist talks common sense. cognitive dissonance ensues. http://bit.ly/Ekcdc #


• barack obama had a huge hand in resurrecting the dead. now if he could just bring jerry back… http://bit.ly/z4Upf #


• at a dunkin’ donuts commercial audition. hope they’re looking for a 45-year-old hippie type. #


• @bandofhorses looking forward to the show tonight. DM me with backstage access info and we’ll bring california’s finest party favors. #


• band of horses onstage #


• horses may appear farther than they are. http://twitpic.com/3i8fg #


• thinking morrissey might have been the better call. opens up a slot at bonnaroo at least. #threeguitarswhy? #


• uh oh. “we’ll be right back for an encore,” doesn’t say “i’m self-deprecating,” it says “i’m not quite ready to play theatres.” #


• i think it’s shaping up to a C+ for the night. maybe a C if you subtract the half grade for apparent nice-guy-ness. #


• i’ll tell you one thing, the fox theatre in oakland, ca is a wonder to behold. http://twitpic.com/3ibww #

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• TX state senators nail gov perry on his secession BS. austin’s cool, but 1100 san jacinto is apparently a clown hotel. http://bit.ly/jvnxc #


• @thechoprocks exile on main street #


• My DBI is 0.00 Find yours and manage your followers at http://tweetsum.com #DBI #


• well now… tweetsum tells ME my DBI is 28.97. but it tells YOU it’s 0.00. let’s split the diff at 14.485 #


• just rocked the blurb dead party with @maringuy and met @sheds. thanks for the suds and laughs. #


• little shout out to jeff and alison at giordano bros. amazing sandwiches and great live music at 303 columbus. http://twitpic.com/3fm70 #

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• anyone else notice the teabag crowds look remarkably like the mccain/palin rally crowds? #teabagger #epicfail #


• @aerocha just saw your reply…i only hit 2 out of 3 usually. going tonight. you? guessing original setlist tonight, but hoping for a ‘73! in reply to aerocha #


• realizing i’ve been drinking at edinburgh castle for 27 years now. not constantly, of course. not sure if that’s comforting or disturbing #


• gotta be original setlist. iko and silver threads and golden needles. never in the same set by the dead. #dso #


• supplication. http://twitpic.com/3dzwk #


• the other one. #dso http://twitpic.com/3e3va #


• second half of the star. nice. #dso #


• alligator. http://twitpic.com/3e4ji #

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• is that christine mcvie on bg vox on bob welch’s ‘sentimental lady’? (he did do it first with fleetwood mac.) damn, i should know this. #


• they sure do a lot of filming in my ‘hood. [?] #

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• “Beyond that, Republicans have become embarrassing to watch. And it doesn’t feel right to make fun of crazy people” http://bit.ly/ruh6U #


• cue the old red rider tune “lunatic fringe” RT @markosm: Beck supporters prepare for armed insurrection: http://bit.ly/3OLFPY (via @owillis) #


• @NewtGingrich your asshattery knows no bounds. how does it feel to be on par with the glenn becks of the world? http://bit.ly/hBKrf #


• why is it that out of the two people involved in a doctor’s appointment, one can be late with no penalty? at least validate my parking. #


• DSO @ the GAMH 2nite. yes this is, in a way, redundant. and then there is the flat out unmatched freakout bliss of the music. there’s that. #


• going out on a limb here: 1994-03-30 omni, atlanta. #darkstarorchestra #dso http://twitpic.com/3allt #


• nice, so far. #dso http://twitpic.com/3ap18 #

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• the easter bunny’s uncanny knowledge of my three boys’ individual lego preferences was on full display this morning. #


• lying last week and again on easter sunday doesn’t seem to be a good strategy if one fancies one’s self a ‘man of god’. http://bit.ly/3uoLiU #


• Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 94133 #

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• chocolate chip pancakes: a saturday morning ritual in short order. http://twitpic.com/35n93 #


• reading about next week’s planning meeting for the george bush policy institute. no need to codify incompetence and criminality, is there? #


• @liz_lynch thanks for the follow. not sure how you found me, but glad you did. just watched your ABC piece from december; nicely done. #


• RT @mashable: ALERT: StalkDaily Worm Runs Rampant on Twitter (please RT) – http://bit.ly/1WCGDM #stalkdaily #


• @bradfordleo you can’t see the chocolate shavings already embedded in the batter. come by any sat/sun around 8:15 or so. in reply to bradfordleo #


• tomorrow brings another day wherein i perpetuate a myth for the kids about a nonexistent being. like church, but this time it’s a bunny. #


• one man’s genius is another man’s clown, apparently. specifically when it comes to the Representative. #jandek http://bit.ly/32oZ #

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• what a long strange coffee table book it will be. blurb and the dead team up for post-show coolness: http://bit.ly/1Ne5D7 #


• @SonicLiving insanity begins next week w/DSO the 13th & 15th, band of horses the 17th, SNZ the 19th & black kids on 21st http://bit.ly/nsz7 #


• nobody calls out hypocrisy and utter lunacy like jon stewart. file under: tear-anny. http://bit.ly/16TQtt #


• random thought: ‘teabag’ movement would be more appropriately named ‘douchebag’ movement #

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